“There’s this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That’s completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved.” ~ Boy George

Friday, 13 June 2014

Davey Wavey’s Tips For Giving A Great Hand Job: Use Your Mouth

Pull out that laundry list of things you’d like to do to Davey Wavey’s body, because hand jobs are definitely off the table. Cross that one off immediately.

“[Hand jobs] are like the lowest level of commitment you could possibly give another human being,” the sexual explorer and future TV star says in his latest YouTube video, an almost two-minute read of the hands-on sex act favored by heterosexuals. “The first step in giving a good hand job is to use your mouth,” he says.
Duly noted. We can’t say a hand job would be the first thing on our minds if this beautiful man opened his legs like that on our couch, but at least we can all agree that hand jobs are totally skippable. Let this be the start of the next sexual revolution.


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