Living in a post-Viral Loads world, it’s hard to be grossed out by anything anymore. But, the sick fucks at Pride Studios have just come pretty close to making me want to throw my laptop (and myself) out the window and call it a day.
In case you hadn’t guessed, it’s a Halloween-themed gay porn (gay porn studios love making Halloween porn, even though most of it never works), and in case you couldn’t tell from the pic, it’s features Tony Orion and Isaac Hardy playing zombies. Zombies who butt fuck each other. (And no, not “zombies” as in “lifeless gay-for-payers with limp dicks,” but actual, undead monsters, like from The Walking Dead.)
I thought zombies ate brains, not ass?
Obviously, no one will be jerking off to this, but it does work as a gross-out comedy. Also, the make-up is good, and so is the acting—the grunting, writhing around, and eyes rolling back in the head is funny—but as a porn, it’s stupid. Or disgusting. Or both? I can’t decide. Can You?