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“There’s this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall in love. That’s completely untrue. Everybody wants to be loved.” ~ Boy George
Monday, 31 March 2014
Sunday, 30 March 2014
FUN PENIS FACTS
Straight talk About Erections
A healthy male averages 11 erections per day—nine of them
while asleep. After ejaculating, it can take him anywhere from two minutes to
two weeks to achieve another erection.
Litres of cum
The average man shoots one to two teaspoons of cum per
orgasm. During his life, he will cum over 7,000 times, resulting in 14 gallons ( about 53l) o’ jizz, give or take a few drops. Each load contains approximately seven
calories, and each spurt whizzes through the air at around 28 MPH (46 km/h).
From shower to grower
On average, a limp penis will increase in volume 300% when
it is erect. It will also contain more than eight to ten times its normal
amount of blood.
Big ones
The biggest erect penis ever recorded was 13.5 inches (34,50cm).
Researchers estimate that fewer than 5,000 men on earth have a penis 11 inches (28cm) or larger.
Small ones
History tells the sad tale of many men whose full erections
didn’t even stretch out to a half-inch. Scientists refer to this condition as
“micropenis,” which can be surgically remedied to the point where the sufferer
can boast of a still-laughable post-op three-inch schween. For every 35 or so
pounds that a man gains, his penis will appear an inch smaller. Napoleon was
rumored to be totin’ a notoriously small cock, causing him to freak out and
attempt conquering the world. The ancient Greeks favored itty-bitty male
organs, deeming them more visually pleasing than veiny purple power tools.
The myth is a tiny bit true
The Kinsey Report verified the longstanding rumor that black
men have larger penises than whitey. The average black male’s hard-on measures
6.3 inches (16cm), leaving the white man far behind at a pitiful mean of 6.2 inches (15,70cm).
Boys will be boys
Male fetuses can sport wood during the third trimester,
according to Ultrasound tests.
Smells like a boner
Aromas reputed to increase penile blood flow: licorice,
pumpkin pie, lavender, donuts, and chocolate.
Super-duper sperm scooper
Scientists have recently speculated that the head of the
human penis evolved into its current “mushroom” shape in order to scoop rival
males’ sperm out of the vagina.
Smite there land and sever their penises
Around 1300 B.C., victorious Egyptian troops marched home
with more than 13,000 severed Libyan penises. Seven hundred years later,
Babylonian king Nebuchadnezzar rolled over Jerusalem and sliced off thousands
of Jewish weenies.
Testifying on testicles
In pre-biblical times, men would swear on their own penises.
The word “testify” is derived from a Roman legal practice of swearing on one’s
testicles. The word “penis” comes from the Latin word for “tail.”
Double trouble
In 1609, an Italian physician documented the first case of a
man with diphallasparatus two or more penises). This ultra-rare condition has
since been found in less than 80 men.
Pleased to meet you
Australia’s Walibri tribesmen say hello by shaking one
another’s penises.
Longest money shot
Medical researchers once recorded a man whose wad sailed a
staggering 11.7 feet (3,56616 m). The best I can manage is to squirt myself in the face
every so often.
Saturday, 29 March 2014
Saturday night studio RAGING STALLION
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Friday, 28 March 2014
Movie Friday BREAKFAST WITH SCOT
Its a little bit old movie, but still enjoy in it :)
The hockey career of former Toronto Maple Leaf Eric McNally,
who was known as a tough enforcer, came to an end with a shoulder injury. He is
now a sportscaster. Except to his assistant Nula, what he hasn't told his work
colleagues is that he is gay and that he is in a long term relationship with a
sports lawyer named Sam. Eric feels that he can't be openly gay as an ex-hockey
player or as a public figure still associated with professional hockey. Eric
and Sam's life is turned upside down when they take temporary custody of Scot
Latour, whose drug addict mother, Julie, recently passed away from a drug
overdose. Julie assigned custody of Scot to her ex-boyfriend, Billy, who is
Sam's deadbeat brother. Sam is certain that Billy will eventually come for Scot
when he learns that Julie's insurance money also comes with custody. Having
only had Julie's influence in his life, Scot is a flamboyant adolescent, who
wears make-up, a feather boa and his mother's charm bracelet, and who loves
musicals and singing Christmas carols. As they all wait for Billy's arrival,
Eric, despite not being Scot's father, and Scot have to figure out how to come
to terms with each other - Scot being a boy who expresses himself freely
whatever the consequences, and Eric always being concerned about maintaining a
macho exterior - within their temporary guardian/charge relationship.
Trailer
Thursday, 27 March 2014
Thursday book TEXAS PRIDE by Kindle Alexander
When mega movie star and two time Academy Award winner,
Austin Grainger voluntarily gave up his dazzling film career, his adoring fan
base thought he’d lost his mind. For Austin, the seclusion of fifteen hundred
acres in the middle of Texas sounds like paradise. No more cameras, paparazzi,
or overzealous media to hound him every day and night. Little did the sexiest
man alive know when one door closes, another usually opens. And Austin’s opened
by way of a sexy, hot ranch owner right next door.
Kitt Kelly wasn’t your average rancher. He’s young, well educated and has hidden his sexuality for most of his life. When his long time wet dream materializes as his new neighbor it threatens everything he holds dear. No way the ranching community would ever accept him if he came out. With every part of his life riding on the edge, can Kitt risk it all for a chance at love or will responsibility to his family heritage cost him his one chance at happiness?
Wednesday, 26 March 2014
Wednesday BULGING
DEFINITION OF BULGE :
To bulge is to stick out, making a bump called a bulge. A
leak in the roof might make your ceiling bulge, and a giant feast could make a
bulge over your waistband.
The word bulge comes from the Old French word bouge for
"wallet.” A full wallet makes a bulge in a guy’s back pocket.
Bodybuilders' muscles bulge out of their bodies. A pimple is a tiny bulge on
your skin. For the record, Battle of the Bulge isn’t a diet plan. It was a
battle in World War II. Americans called it the Battle of the Bulge because of
the way the Allied front line bulged inward.
But we all know what "BULGE" means to us :)
This week I choose some well known bulge owners :)
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